Friday, May 24, 2019

24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation

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May is National Masturbation Month, and we’re celebrating with Feeling Yourself, a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure.


There’s something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts. 

But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji? 

The world’s most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it’s time to retire the ol’ eggplant for a while. It’s time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat

And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.  

To help you out, we’ve compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour

1. Hand + food combo

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

2. Pettin’ the kitty

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

3. The ol’ taco tango 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

4. Orbiting Venus

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

5. MEAT BEAT MANIA 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / Apple

6. Flicking the bean

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

7. Shifting the joystick

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

8. Blasting off 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

9. Just hands… like, every hand emoji

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

10. Blow your own horn 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

11. Taming the beaver 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

12. Paddling the pink canoe 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

13. Hit the bullseye 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

14. Finger blasting 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

15. Shaking hands with the milkman 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

16. Spank the monkey 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

17. Ring the bell 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

18. Sweet, sweet honey 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

19. Gushin’ 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

20. Choke the chicken 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE 

21. Make the bald man cry 

Image: SAGE ANDERSON / APPLE

22. Shower time 

Image: sage anderson / apple 

23. Pinching the dumpling 

Image: sage anderson / apple 

24. Clowning yourself 

Image: sage anderson / apple 

Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you’re sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what’s going on. 😏

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Source: Mashable

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